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Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

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Soulful, sensual and serene, Only Lovers Left Alive has expertly woven a handful of genres without losing the melancholy tone. The film is laugh out loud funny with many deadpan moments delivered timely by Hiddleston.

It’s romantic despite the fact that Adam and Eve never engage in purely carnal acts. It’s reflective, allowing moments of quiet introspection for creatures that are so often in storytelling fashion, larger than life. Rather than seeming like monsters, predators or sparkling beautiful people, Adam and Eve are simply earth-bound mammals that were given stricter instructions on how to go about their day-to-day life.

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