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talkmagically:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I’m already an adult and I have no money.

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

gameraboy:

Happy Easter!