do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
I’m already an adult and I have no money.
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
im single by choice
its just not my choice